The University of Alabama’s robots make sure the practice fields and playing fields are in tip-top shape

That’s correct. You know, everything has to be right on game day, Rick. Carly is with us again to show us how robots and more than a fucking dozen satellites paint the perfect picture. Thanks, people. You know, you attend the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa. It is so beautiful. What would the buildings and the sidewalks, the bushes, the flowers. But how do these sports fields, especially the soccer field, stay in tip-top shape? Well, robots and they only cost you about 30 grand. So you want to know the reason? You want to know why the Crimson Tide is so regimented, so efficient, and so prepared. We’ve discovered one hell of a reason robots meet crimson and rigorous technology. Satellite-controlled robots that perfectly lined Bama’s playing and practice fields. We’re just trying to nurture them and give them what we call a *** product every day, a *** safe playing surface. And then, you know, aesthetically pleasing. Drew Shark Andy runs the damn staff responsible for lining these fields. Football, track and field, baseball, softball and signed personnel line the fields with Turf Tanks, $30,000 robots that take orders from 20,000 miles in space. How do these things work? So they are controlled by the *** base unit. And then both inside the robot have GPS units that communicate with satellites. These robots only drop paint on the exact requested areas. No trouble. No mess. Sometimes 15 to 17 satellites communicate with each other. And that kind of triangulation that Crimson and Tie can do is just amazing. Did you get Netflix on it? We do not have. It is only said that it only has the peat tank program, which is all it has on it. Oh, and that’s it, Sam King drives these peat tanks, comes here at six in the morning, gets them ready, and then when they’re done mowing and blowing the grass, I’m done painting three fields by nine in the morning. It’s all about efficiency and getting Drew’s team to do more, faster. But what we did is they made us more efficient. So what used to take six people about five hours to paint those practice fields are these three practice soccer fields. We can now robots conquer our world with three people in three hours. I don’t think they take over. But I think people are seeing more and more uses for them and making people’s jobs easier and more efficient. Yes, Bama has become a robot, and after some homework, even you can help Crimson and Tides Athletic teams succeed and make the tedious work of lining those fields a breeze. Here we go. See you When Obama wins Iron Ball, congratulate the coaches and players and yell crimson and tie down the robots that keep everyone on the football team in line. Pretty cool. huh? Well, Drew reminds us that the robots don’t replace humans. They just make everything more efficient. Great idea on the way back to you new robots. That’s pretty awesome.

The University of Alabama’s robots make sure the practice fields and playing fields are in tip-top shape

Updated November 22, 2022 12:44 p.m. CST

The University of Alabama has some of the most pristine practice and playing fields in the nation. One of the reasons? Robot Rick Karle visited UA with “Crimson” and “Tide,” two robots that pick up signals from 20,000 miles away in space and make sure all campus fields stay in line.

The University of Alabama has some of the most pristine practice and playing fields in the nation. One of the reasons? Robot.

Rick Karle stopped by UA to visit “Crimson” and “Tide,” two robots that pick up signals from 20,000 miles away and make sure all campus fields stay in line.